Monday, December 1, 2014

Miracles of Science

Miracles of Science
Hello and welcome to Miracles of Science. We're here with Simon One, the first boy to be born of a baboon. What's it like to be so famous?

Horrible. My classmates are merciless.

Don't the girls like you?

Oh yeah. One of them offered me the banana from her lunch the other day.

Don't you like the extra attention of being a star?

I think you should put me on display in a zoo and get it over with.

That's not very considerate of the mad scientist who lovingly created you in his laboratory.

Yes, what is is name? My lawyer wants to know. I'm quite sure it isn't numerical like the one he gave me.

Apparently you are quite a gifted gymnast. Does athletic prowess run in your family?

You're joking, right?

  
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