Can you imagine Tina Fey lounging by the pool with her laptop, scanning conveniently through my script index to find the contents she would use for her next show? Lying on her back, with a crack pipe hanging in her mouth, complaining that her arm was getting tired from all her mouse clicking, she would home in on brilliantly worded, original dialogues like Family Feudalism and The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, and choose them for her show, where her trusting fans would mistake them for examples of her hard work and 'artistic' talent. And Tina had a partner in crime with that local CBC supported creep, whose violations of my copyright protected humor are nothing short of spastic. Too bad my internal beauty is so compelling that it can make such vile criminals look good.
Yes, that is why they so desperately need to steal my beauty. Because they're so abominably ugly. And also because they are LAZY. These words didn't all just magically appear in this account on their own. I had to struggle to write them. I enjoy the challenge and probably devote more time to my music and humor than most people do to their paying jobs. That's why I deserve to be paid for my efforts.
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