Sunday, December 7, 2014

The Bottom Feeder

The Bottom Feeder
Announcer: Catch the thrill and suspense of high stakes investing on The Bottom Feeder.

Bottom Feeder: I'm looking for the highest possible return.

Investment Banker: Burlap is in.

Bottom Feeder: Higher.

Investment Banker: Giant Auto cut production costs by switching to a new alloy comprised of crushed eggshells.

Bottom Feeder: Higher.

Investment Banker: Blast Records just got their hands on a new hit song abandoned by its author.

Bottom Feeder: Beautiful.
  
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