| It looks like I lost a couple of new links to my scripts and statements with my last paste-over. I have these files backed up on my home computer and will restore any missing content over the next while. The only one I wanted back today was my first 'Remembrance of War' sketch, where former wartime adversaries ended up at each others throats after cheerfully sharing details of their wartime exploits in front of each other. That's a good one, but it's too hard to track down here. Anyway, if you can't find it in the index, you might still know its location. Or perhaps you downloaded it and don't even need my index. | ||||||||||
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Saturday, December 6, 2014
The Missing Links
Saturday Night Lifeboat Ethics
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I know why everyone thought, in spite of my bitter daily complaints about how lousy my life had become since I started sharing my work on the internet, that I was 'forced' offline in late 2007, rather than freely choosing to put a stop to the nightmare, myself. First of all, it was because they all tuned in to an illegal broadcast of Dateline in which I was found 'guilty of fraud' by a kangaroo court. On top of that, it is hard to convince the world that you are suffering when people like George Carlin take your complaints and use them to party on a stage. It gives others the impression that you're having fun. I guess that's why it's illegal to steal people's complaints and turn them into comedy material. Now, it's Saturday again, my NBC detractors' favorite day, and I hope I can spoil it for them by sharing the following fact. If we had to share a lifeboat with Saturday Night Live cast members and you were the only one who knew how to save us, they would kill you and let us all die just to stop you from surpassing their celebrity status with your hero status. How many of my scripts did they own up to taking again? A few? Do they mean a few hundred? Take a look through my posts from the week before last to see how many hundreds of counts of NBC fraud that I caught merely by browsing the web, looking for other programs. And when you're done that, look through my songs and try to find just one formerly shared song that wasn't scooped up by greasy frauds and sold to big labels behind my back, after the fashion of Tina Fey's favorite band, the Crystalids, who wanted to get their Saturday Night Live gig by throwing me in prison to be tortured for merely rewriting my own song in 2010. Good luck. |
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Friday, December 5, 2014
Backspacing Over My Legacy
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By the way, I'm not trying to win any awards for my presentation here. I'm struggling to defend myself against a vicious broadcast industry as I try not to lose all faith in humanity. I enjoy playing with web code, but I've noticed that my CSS code sometimes leaks through Blogger's markup code and changes the properties of my page titles. I also can't get very far at home with my advanced DHTML before my Mac mini turns CSS pages into text files that read like a web page. I really miss my old PC, which I would still have if the Crystalids hadn't gotten my sweet little adopted family to 'borrow it' from me so he could destroy it to cover his fraud trail. I was thinking last night of something I probably shared in the past: the early church's vision of the universe. The early church wanted their cannon to be structured around the belief that Earth is Hell, our only hope of salvation through Christ. I'm sure all they had to do was take a quick look around and see how people treat each other to come up with that one. |
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Thursday, December 4, 2014
The Color of Outrage
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Jan 2016: Switched to the color of orange a short time later. I've chosen violet as the active color for my statements links. When I think of how this business has abused me, I turn violet. (Jan 15, 2015: To make a more pleasant contrast with the active color of my scripts and songs links, I have opted instead to color my active statements links orange.) Mistakes are an important part of my learning process and I don't have a problem owning up to them. People who think they're perfect must be stupid because they think they already know everything and no one can teach them anything. Some of the jerks who've been complaining about my web code might be the same ones who stole my DHTML scripts in 2007 and told everyone it was their work, just like the assholes who stole my music, comedy, and autobiography. These useless tools think they should not have to struggle to gain knowledge or glory. They think they should just be able to copy and paste it right out of my original posts, none of which I have received a cent for, in spite of my thousands of hours of pure effort. Fools want you to think they are philosophers with my blogs and the broadcasting industry wants to help them. Untalented children want you to think they have the sophistication of an artist in his forties and the broadcasters want to help them. Lazy bums want you to think they work as hard as I do. And the broadcasters want you to believe them. Hateful monsters want you to think they love you with my music and comedy. And the broadcasting industry wants to support them so they can make more money for themselves and leave me destitute. The broadcasting industry supports vicious criminals. It bends over backwards to help criminals destroy my work and my life. Now, why don't you go turn on your TV so they can make some more money? |
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Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Up to Code
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My code is almost as developed as it was when I erased my blogger account in 2007. My reconstructed indexes must look eerily familiar to a lot of my followers. I like the appearance of a radiation leak caused by my latest rollover effect, so I'll be laboring to extend it throughout my blogs for the next while. Or perhaps I'll leave my old pages as they are and let my more developed pages show my evolution over the last five years. |
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Tuesday, December 2, 2014
A HTML of a Time
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Monday, December 1, 2014
Miracles of Science
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Hello and welcome to Miracles of Science. We're here with Simon One, the first boy to be born of a baboon. What's it like to be so famous? Horrible. My classmates are merciless. Don't the girls like you? Oh yeah. One of them offered me the banana from her lunch the other day. Don't you like the extra attention of being a star? I think you should put me on display in a zoo and get it over with. That's not very considerate of the mad scientist who lovingly created you in his laboratory. Yes, what is is name? My lawyer wants to know. I'm quite sure it isn't numerical like the one he gave me. Apparently you are quite a gifted gymnast. Does athletic prowess run in your family? You're joking, right? |
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