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I may have included these scripts in the same blog as The Show Must Continue when I first shared them in 2007. Whomever is currently withholding my evidence from me would know better than I. Too bad it's up to me to compile these lists since I do not watch TV. Lucky for me, the crimes against me are so vast that I still have a pretty good idea of how much of my content has been stolen from me by greedy, heartless broadcasters in the last seven years. Sub-Scripts: Episode 1 - ZIP-ZAP Roling Papers - stolen by TV Episode 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game - stolen by SNL Episode 3 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians - stolen by SNL Episode 4 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer - stolen by SNL? Episode 5 - The Hot Seat - stolen by SNL Episode 6 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce - stolen by SNL Episode 7 - Tasty Pastries - stolen by SNL Episode 8 - School of Deforming Arts - stolen by MAD TV or SNL Episode 9 - Shortcut Guide to Success - stolen by SNL Episode 10 - Co-op Movers - stolen by SNL? Scripts: Episode 1 - Magic - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 2 - Megalomania - stolen by Comedy Central (Jonathan Torrens)? Episode 3 - Slavery - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Episode 4 - Assholes - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 5 - No Show Episode 6 - Rebels - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 7 - Gods - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 8 - Stardom - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 9 - Time Travel - stolen by Conan O'Brien? Episode 10 - Addiction - portions stolen by TV talk shows |
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Sunday, November 16, 2014
Come Out to Shag Him
Their Shame Must Cut In You
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My original 2007 blog The Show Must Continue contained fifty shows with two or more anti-commercials in each show. I presently have another ten shows like this in Come Out to Show Them and my commercials are spread out through several blogs, whose damage I will cover separately. These are quite original scripts for their author to have suffered so many thousands of accusations of being a 'hack'. I guess that's why Tina Fey went to prison. And don't worry, my lawyer got paid for all these crimes against me. Hooray for capitalism! My lawyer got paid! Hooray! Hooray! Sub-Scripts: Pilot (located in Diary of a Sad Man) - Windox - stolen by SNL Episode 2 - (not shared in 2007) Episode 3 - Securiguard Home Security - stolen by SNL Episode 4 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun - stolen by SNL Episode 5 - Pottypants - stolen by SNL Episode 6 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention - stolen by SNL Episode 7 - Max-Mix Protein Powder - stolen by SNL Episode 8 - Spellbound Spell Checker - stolen by SNL? Episode 9 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant - stolen by SNL Episode 10 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream - stolen by SNL Episode 11 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation - stolen by SNL Episode 12 - Angel of Stealth Kite - stolen by SNL Episode 13 - Zit Zapper - stolen by SNL? Episode 14 - Equine Velvet Aftershave - stolen by SNL Episode 15 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants - stolen by SNL Episode 16 - Jizz Jar - stolen by SNL Episode 17 - Breathe Easy - stolen by SNL Episode 18 - Cart-in-a-Car - stolen by SNL Episode 19 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar - stolen by SNL Episode 20 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan - stolen by SNL? Episode 21 - Slobber Guard - stolen by SNL Siren Siren - stolen by SNL Jump-Start Flu Formula - stolen by advertising agency Atomic Self-Heating Soup - stolen by SNL Episode 22 - Econoflush Food Recycler - stolen by SNL Episode 23 - Vengisil Irritating Powder - stolen by SNL Episode 24 - Primetime Polly - stolen by SNL Episode 25 - The Mask - stolen by SNL Episode 26 - Save Dave 1 - Suicide - stolen by Comedy Central (Jonathan Torrens) Episode 27 - Save Dave 2 - Protest - stolen by SNL Episode 28 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues - stolen by SNL Episode 29 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment - stolen by SNL Episode 30 - Save DAve 5 - Pizza - stolen by SNL Scripts: Episode 1 - Survival - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 2 - Evil Heroes (not shared in 2007) Episode 3 - Street People - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 4 - Near Death Experiences Episode 5 - Fortune Hunting - advertising discussion stolen by The Daily Show Episode 6 - First Nations - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 7 - Talk Show Hosts - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 8 - Reincarnation - fantasy game guest stolen by Enola Jay Episode 9 - Modern Women - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 10 - Wrongfully Condemned - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 11 - War Horrors - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 12 - The Parented - opening scene stolen by Comedy Central (Jonathan Torrens) Episode 13 - Espionage - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 14 - Forensic Methods - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 15 - Monsters - concept stolen by Enola Jay Episode 16 - Superstuds - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 17 - The Forgetful - Madeleine Mayhew's stolen by Conan? Episode 18 - Underachievers - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 19 - Artists - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 20 - The Homeless - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 21 - Musicology - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 22 - Misogyny - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 23 - E.T. Encounters - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 24 - Social Conditioning - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 25 - Utopia - portions stolen by TV talk shows, concept consumed by The Simpsons ('Equalia') Episode 26 - Gossip - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 27 - Urban Planning - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 28 - Consumerism - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 29 - Religion - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 30 - Language Barrier - portions stolen by TV talk shows |
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Saturday, November 15, 2014
All for Today
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That's all of the TV's enormous fraud with my work, spanning seven years of broadcasts, that I have time to report today in the public library. It's just as well that I report it here because if I had a home connection, I'm sure that some criminal hacker would have crippled my computer by now. I will report more of these violations in the coming weeks. I still have a long way to go to cover the full breadth of your trusted broadcasters' criminal greed with my honest work. I won't be watching Saturday Night Live, myself, this evening. |
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The Taking of the Shrub
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The content from this blog The Trimming of the Shrub appears to have been stolen by a few more shows than merely Saturday Night Live since I first shared it in 2007. Scripts: Get Behind Bars - stolen by TV Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You - stolen by The Daily Show Moral Minute Metaphysical Fitness - stolen by SNL The Optimist - stolen by TV Johnny Levelhead - stolen by The Daily Show Common Complacence/Farmers - concept stolen by TV? Vote for Willie - stolen by SNL The Trial of Ida Hemlock - stolen by SNL or MAD TV The Party Animals - stolen by The Daily Show? 'Void' Depressurizing Gum stolen by SNL? Cowhide - stolen by TV? The Lobbyist The Trainee Survival School - stolen by TV? Bigger than the Host - stolen by SNL Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival - stolen by SNL Infernal Revenue Service - stolen by SNL or MAD TV The Pastry Bomb - stolen by TV Eternal Revenue Service - stolen by TV Professional Wisecracker - stolen by SNL Tasmanian Devil Car Alarm/Hole Driller - stolen by TV Good Criminal/Bad Criminal - stolen by SNL? Bird of Pray Stark Raving Mad TV - stolen by SNL Bless Me, Father - stolen by TV The Cashier - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Running on Air - stolen by SNL Celebrity Showdown Stupid Talk Show Hosts Tuesday Night Long - stolen by MAD TV Hip Moves - stolen by MAD TV or SNL Fear of the Lord - stolen by SNL? Not Without My Money - stolen by SNL The Test Independence Dave (Now I'm Bullshitting) Holey Molly Future Project The X-Ray Player - stolen by Jimmy Kimmel The Dealer (The Collector) - stolen by SNL The Patron - stolen by TV? The Florist Ad Wants My Cup Leakth Over Bread and Workers - stolen by TV? Ghost in Space - stolen by Family Guy or the Simpsons Man of His Dreams - stolen by SNL The Sling - stolen by SNL Sauced in Space - stolen by TV? Money to Burn - stolen by TV? End Quote - stolen by SNL The Mythmakers - stolen by TV? Put Your Heart In It - stolen by TV? |
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Thanks a Lot
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Looks like I had an error in my navigation that caused readers who clicked on the statements link to end up in the scripts index. I'm fixing it now. It must have been like this for weeks, with thousands of people around me who knew about it, but of course, I was left on my own to spot the error and correct it myself. I just want to remind everyone, as I add more and more details to the account of crimes committed against me by your heroes and friends, that I did not want to be a public figure. You people treat me like shit. I am only doing this because God has taken over my life. God is the one who loves you, not I - at least, not when I think of how much excruciating pain you have caused me since I first made you feel good with my music and writing. When you click on a link to serious statements and you end up in an index full of comedy scripts, what happens? No one tells the author because they don't want him to know they consume his work, even after his music and writing has been plastered all over the radio and TV for the better part of seven years, causing him incredible unjust torment. Instead, the criminals go around and tell everyone that the whole blog is a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. God might want me to suffer in this life, but at least I can look forward to my death. And I owe it all to you and your trusted broadcasters. |
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SNL Fleeced Him
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I was livid to discover that my original blog title of E.M. Forced Her from 2007 had been turned into a 'bumper stumper' for a cheesy game show. The vicious predator who teamed up with Tina Fey to plunder my erased posts is a local favorite. CBC put him back on a stage last year and he went around telling people that he influenced me. I still don't know his name, but CBC's George Strombopoulos does. Scripts: 'The Lid' Playpen Security Hatch - stolen by SNL or MAD TV It's Unibrow! (Again) - words and/or concept stolen by SNL The Retroactive News - stolen by TV? Homo Americanus - stolen by TV Top Secret Secrets of the Vatican - stolen by TV IQS Animal Training - stolen by SNL? Fascinating Inventors: Eugene 'Gene' Morrison - stolen by SNL? The Odds and Ends Hemporium - stolen by SNL? The Bomber Pilots - stolen by TV? Anger Management The Bionic Bum - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Cool Shades Refridgerated Sunglasses (for Men) - stolen by SNL? Dunderheadphones - stolen by TV? Newsbeat - stolen by TV? Groundbreakers of Aviation: 'Flint-foot' - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno)? Pete's Preserve-a-Pet - stolen by SNL? Ahead of Their Time: Emily De Chataleine The Dogfighters - stolen by Enola Jay? Match Against Machine - stolen by SNL A Classified Ad from the Department of Cryptology - stolen by TV? It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space) - stolen by SNL First Thoughts on the Electric Motor - stolen by TV? The Lost Fight - stolen by SNL Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier (1742-1789) - stolen by SNL Footnote to Science - stolen by TV? The Race to Extinction - stolen by TV Retro Night: Hum of Doom (1975) - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist... - stolen by SNL Peace with Honor Nothing for Hookers Damn the Doritos - stolen by TV? History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Meddlin' Mom - stolen by SNL The 'Put It Back!' Campaign To Save Man - stolen by SNL or MAD TV? Nurse Sheridan - stolen by SNL Money Tips: How to Beat Inflation - stolen by TV? Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly - stolen by SNL Onward, Christian Soldiers Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee - stolen by SNL Bowan's Island The Rewards of War War on the Gypsies: Day One - stolen by TV? Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino - concept stolen by SNL Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer - stolen by SNL or MAD TV War on the Gypsies - stolen by TV? The Nice Nurse - stolen by TV? 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet - stolen by SNL Hip Moves - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Joey Doushane Man on Women - stolen by MAD TV or SNL It's Unibrow! - stolen by SNL Fifty Ways to Kill the Fuehrer 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men - stolen by SNL One on One - stolen by TV Biography: Shannon Stone - orig. content stolen by TV The Lazar Razor - stolen by SNL The In Crowd - stolen by TV The Plucker Insectophobia - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Sunday Night Movie: The Baby Boom - stolen by TV? The Mob Squad - stolen by TV? Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: Casino Heist - concept stolen by SNL The World's a Stage - stolen by TV? History in the Making Drink Rotgut - stolen by SNL or MAD TV The One Hundred and Fourteenth Institution Awards - stolen by TV? The Journeys of Jesus - stolen by TV? 'The Shot' Wall Syringe - stolen by SNL |
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The Scarred Parodies
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My The Card Parties blog held over five hundred sketches in 2007. This time I have managed to disperse their former content more evenly through my other blogs, including my present one. The question marks are required because I am utterly alone in assessing the massive fraud committed against me by greedy TV networks and their psychopathic stars. Subscripts: Anti-Harp (Betty's Turn) - stolen by SNL Call Hating (Gert's Turn) - stolen by SNL Coffee Pal (Nightcast Sep 8/2012) - stolen by SNL Hazbrollah Is Love (Nightcast Sep 8/2012) - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Justin (Clayton) the Telepathic Infant (Millie's Turn) - stolen by SNL Mexaco Premium Unleaded (Nightcast Sep 8/2012) - stolen by SNL Sensitive Phil (Blanche's Turn) The Music Pump (Gert's Turn) - stolen by TV Ugly Doug (Ethyl's Turn) Vibrex (Blanche's Turn) - stolen by TV Wings for Welfare (Betty's Turn) - stolen by TV Blog Svensson (Ethyl's Turn) Scripts: End-of-the-Year Program - 'Rudolph' joke stolen by TV talk show The Oldest Trick - stolen by SNL? Flying Legends - stolen by Enola Jay The Destructor - stolen by SNL? The Spokesperson The Munchies that Stole Dumplings Walls of Confusion - stolen by SNL? The Actor's Fib The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback - stolen by SNL The Devilry Hillbillies - stolen by SNL? The Teaching of the Guard - stolen by SNL? The Racoon - stolen by SNL The Burning Sun - stolen by SNL Once Upon a Time Signature - stolen by SNL? A Plane Is Born - stolen by SNL? The Impersonator - stolen by SNL? Capitalist Punishment The Journals of Stevensen Daft - stolen by SNL? Great Fireballs - stolen by Enola Jay? Stukas and Stones Silent Night on the Western Front - stolen by SNL Patterns of Behaviour - concept stolen by SNL Chester Windmill Presents - stolen by SNL Economics Made Simple - stolen by SNL The Search for Blue November - stolen by SNL Ears Wide Open - stolen by SNL Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener - stolen by SNL They Stand Corrected - stolen by SNL? Music Tips - stolen by MAD TV? P.R. - stolen by SNL? The Doorman - stolen by SNL or MAD TV The Sound of Sinus Modern Morals with Mickey Lowse - stolen by SNL? Dear Harry - concept stolen by Enola Jay Superficialman - stolen by The Simpsons Minstrel At Arms - stolen by SNL The Not So Hot Plate - stolen by SNL? My Idols Bull's Eye Blindsighted Justice - stolen by SNL Why We Have No Bananas Expel Cough Drops - stolen by SNL? The Morning After The Towering Inferno - stolen by SNL or MAD TV? How to Tell You're In Space The Flying Peacocks - stolen by SNL 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus - stolen by SNL Dave the Dog Catcher Notes on Astrology Hellville - stolen by SNL? Ernie Anderson: Army Insurance Officer - stolen by SNL or MAD TV How the War Was Lost - stolen by SNL? Quest for Success I Thaddeus - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Orangatang Flavour Crystals - stolen by SNL Freaky Possibilities - stolen by Enola Jay Fred's Friendly Frauleins - stolen by Jimmy Kimmel The Artful Dodger - stolen by SNL or MAD TV The Girls of Nightcast - stolen by SNL The Wrong Guy Flights to Freedom The Bigot The Saydist - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Phil and Howard Nightcast: September 22, 2012 - stolen by SNL Remembrance of War The Conspiracist School of Hard Knocks The Journeyman - stolen by SNL or MAD TV? The Animalympics - stolen by SNL or MAD TV? Terrorism in Tinytown The Young and the Weightless - stolen by SNL or MAD TV? Boardroom Soul Auction - stolen by SNL or MAD TV A Thoughtful Snack - stolen by SNL or MAD TV? The Socket Pussy Willow - stolen by SNL Nightcast: September 15, 2012 - stolen by SNL Morality Play: Faking the Grade War Story: Robot Robot Monster - stolen by Family Guy War Story: All's Fair in Love and War - stolen by SNL War Story: Richard Hathaway, Army Diplomat - stolen by SNL or MAD TV War Story: Holy War - stolen by Family Guy War Story: From Here to Infinity Nightcast: September 8, 2012 - stolen by SNL Gert's Turn - concept stolen by MAD TV or SNL Blanche's Turn - concept stolen by MAD TV or SNL Betty's Turn - concept stolen by MAD TV or SNL Millie's Turn - concept stolen by MAD TV or SNL Ethyl's turn - concept stolen by MAD TV or SNL |
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