Their Shame Must Cut In You

My original 2007 blog The Show Must Continue contained fifty shows with two or more anti-commercials in each show. I presently have another ten shows like this in Come Out to Show Them and my commercials are spread out through several blogs, whose damage I will cover separately. These are quite original scripts for their author to have suffered so many thousands of accusations of being a 'hack'. I guess that's why Tina Fey went to prison. And don't worry, my lawyer got paid for all these crimes against me. Hooray for capitalism! My lawyer got paid! Hooray! Hooray! Sub-Scripts: Pilot (located in Diary of a Sad Man) - Windox - stolen by SNL Episode 2 - (not shared in 2007) Episode 3 - Securiguard Home Security - stolen by SNL Episode 4 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun - stolen by SNL Episode 5 - Pottypants - stolen by SNL Episode 6 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention - stolen by SNL Episode 7 - Max-Mix Protein Powder - stolen by SNL Episode 8 - Spellbound Spell Checker - stolen by SNL? Episode 9 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant - stolen by SNL Episode 10 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream - stolen by SNL Episode 11 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation - stolen by SNL Episode 12 - Angel of Stealth Kite - stolen by SNL Episode 13 - Zit Zapper - stolen by SNL? Episode 14 - Equine Velvet Aftershave - stolen by SNL Episode 15 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants - stolen by SNL Episode 16 - Jizz Jar - stolen by SNL Episode 17 - Breathe Easy - stolen by SNL Episode 18 - Cart-in-a-Car - stolen by SNL Episode 19 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar - stolen by SNL Episode 20 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan - stolen by SNL? Episode 21 - Slobber Guard - stolen by SNL Siren Siren - stolen by SNL Jump-Start Flu Formula - stolen by advertising agency Atomic Self-Heating Soup - stolen by SNL Episode 22 - Econoflush Food Recycler - stolen by SNL Episode 23 - Vengisil Irritating Powder - stolen by SNL Episode 24 - Primetime Polly - stolen by SNL Episode 25 - The Mask - stolen by SNL Episode 26 - Save Dave 1 - Suicide - stolen by Comedy Central (Jonathan Torrens) Episode 27 - Save Dave 2 - Protest - stolen by SNL Episode 28 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues - stolen by SNL Episode 29 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment - stolen by SNL Episode 30 - Save DAve 5 - Pizza - stolen by SNL Scripts: Episode 1 - Survival - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 2 - Evil Heroes (not shared in 2007) Episode 3 - Street People - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 4 - Near Death Experiences Episode 5 - Fortune Hunting - advertising discussion stolen by The Daily Show Episode 6 - First Nations - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 7 - Talk Show Hosts - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 8 - Reincarnation - fantasy game guest stolen by Enola Jay Episode 9 - Modern Women - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 10 - Wrongfully Condemned - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 11 - War Horrors - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 12 - The Parented - opening scene stolen by Comedy Central (Jonathan Torrens) Episode 13 - Espionage - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 14 - Forensic Methods - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 15 - Monsters - concept stolen by Enola Jay Episode 16 - Superstuds - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 17 - The Forgetful - Madeleine Mayhew's stolen by Conan? Episode 18 - Underachievers - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 19 - Artists - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 20 - The Homeless - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 21 - Musicology - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 22 - Misogyny - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 23 - E.T. Encounters - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 24 - Social Conditioning - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 25 - Utopia - portions stolen by TV talk shows, concept consumed by The Simpsons ('Equalia') Episode 26 - Gossip - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 27 - Urban Planning - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 28 - Consumerism - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 29 - Religion - portions stolen by TV talk shows Episode 30 - Language Barrier - portions stolen by TV talk shows
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