Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Warner Weasel

Warner Weasel
Hi everyone! I'm Warner Weasel. I used to go by my nickname Wea but then I got caught dealing child pornography and I got kicked out of the forest. Lucky for me, I live in a country that is so shallow that I can start my whole life over again just by changing my name. Now I can get busy setting up that big shipment of narcotics from Asia without anyone getting in my way. A weasel's work is never done! I'm not concerned about getting caught. My middle name is Electra. Oh oh... that looks like a scarecrow over there. I better run away now.   
More Scripts Statements Songs
© 2014. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.

No comments:

Post a Comment