Saturday, November 29, 2014

The Olympian Submersible Taskmaster

The Olympian Submersible Taskmaster
Are undone chores spoiling your procrastinating trips to the tub? Do you wish for a device that could do everything for you while you recline in hedonistic sloth? Maybe you need the amazing new Olympian submersible taskmaster. Fashioned elegantly into an olive wreath for head wear, the Olympian is composed of a highly conductive copper alloy. Just put it on, plug it in, and let it drown all your worries in a nice hot bath. The new Olympian submersible taskmaster: feel the power.   
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