Don't Fall for It

So someone is trying to spin my latest script into a work of hate? It must be new. They only do that when I write a new script that offers more than all of their combined empty heads do on television. For instance, when I first wrote All the Best Drivers about Chinese people in 2007, I was accused of being a racist. I fell for it and erased the entry. The next thing I knew, Jay Leno (aka Enola Jay) was using it on the Tonight Show. And he was so proud of it that he posted a video of himself reciting it on YouTube. Am I supposed to regret this party that's going on in my absence? Why would I want to party with a bunch of dull, empty heads? I'd have more fun at home alone, watching the paint dry on my walls. As I said early on in my Nothing to Lose blog, this is the stupid time, when I must wait, slowly and painfully, for the world to find out just how much these broadcasting bastards have stolen from me in the last twenty years. It takes much longer when you have to fight against dishonest TV networks who want to repair their image at the expense of their victims. I can't believe the government doesn't step in and kick them off the air. Let me repeat a few other things here. Please flag all content that copies anything you find in this account for fraud. Don't pity me for missing out on any stupid parties that I wouldn't enjoy. The only ones who have a motive for attacking my scripts are criminals and their supporters. And don't trust your TV or radio as long as they want to repair their image at the expense of their victim and as long as they leave it up to me alone to expose further instances of fraud committed by their stars with my work, as they did with Beyonce, Nickelback, and the numerous thieves who stole my poems in 2007.
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