Crime Spree

My earlier blog's title I'm Free was meant to defend against false accusations of being incarcerated for fraud as I traveled across the country by Greyhound. How strange that I blindly returned to Ottawa to recover the posts I wrote from there in 2007 - also contained in The Trimming of the Shrub and Prove Me Wrong Please - as my little brother terrorized my parents with cowardly lies about how I was on my way to jail for fraud. This is what I mean when I say that God has taken over my life. Sadly, my parents have always sided with my brothers against me because my brothers live the kind of safe, ordinary life of which middle-class parents most approve. Scripts: Repro-bait - stolen by TV The Church of the Born Again and Agains - stolen by SNL? What Might Have Been Guilt Trip - stolen by SNL? Power Trip Straight from the Belt Love or Money - stolen by SNL Top Stories - stolen by SNL Campfire Rock - stolen by SNL The Straight-Blanket - stolen by SNL Interview from Prison - stolen by TV? Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Insomniac - stolen by SNL The Empath - stolen by SNL? Screaming Pink - stolen by SNL? Second Prize The Great Escapade Arms and the Band - stolen by TV? Gold Rush 2013 - stolen by SNL Top Story - stolen by SNL The Driver - stolen by SNL The Dating Game - stolen by SNL The Slaves of Cleopatra - stolen by TV The Greed Game - stolen by SNL Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Blame Game - stolen by SNL Tough Guy - stolen by SNL? Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle - stolen by SNL Remembrance of War - stolen by SNL? Remembrance of War (with Great Grampa Alec) Power Trip Ernie's ICBM's - stolen by SNL? Know that Enemy Top Stories - stolen by SNL Power Trip The Bermuda Triangle War - stolen by SNL Emergency Call Forwarding - stolen by SNL? Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Paragon - stolen by SNL? Treachery! - stolen by SNL War in the Antarctic - stolen by The Daily Show/Colbert Report Concentration 'X' - stolen by SNL Cold Blooded Marriage - stolen by The Simpsons Nightcast: March 18, 2013 - stolen by SNL Sunday Survey - stolen by SNL? The Prices Rise - stolen by SNL? The Number Two - stolen by SNL? Decapitalism Buy Blast Records The National Bullshitting Corporation North American Predator - stolen by SNL? North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes - stolen by SNL The Cutting Room: March 11, 1984 - stolen by SNL? The Attitude Adjustment Squad - stolen by SNL? The Dump Truck Driver Francis Moore's Utopia - stolen by TV Personal Ads - stolen by Print Media? The Assistant - stolen by SNL Nightcast: Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Arts Report - stolen by SNL? The Artist's Suicide Club Fuel for Debate The Budget Tourist - stolen by TV? Advertising Space - stolen by TV? The Job Lovers Club - stolen by SNL Diplomatic Immunity - stolen by TV The Hypocritic - stolen by TV Real Rebels - stolen by TV? Power Trip Get in Line - stolen by SNL? The In Crowd - stolen by SNL? The Pay Toilet - stolen by the Simpsons? The Family News - stolen by SNL? Smears in Their Eyes In Fraud They Trust Poor Bastard Ask the Chairman - stolen by SNL? On the Scene - stolen by TV The Cutting Room - stolen by SNL Inside Scoop: Morning Edition - stolen by TV The Hacker - stolen by TV Sketched in Stone - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Freak of the Week - stolen by TV?
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