To the Criminals: Questions and Answers

So, it's Friday again. You must be happy. Are you getting ready to party? What happened to your European tour with my songs? If the Europeans were happy to see a bunch of frauds like you in my place, just imagine how excited they would be to see the real thing if I ever went over there. Oh, but I don't have the money to travel that far. But you do. Who sponsored your tour? Was it one of the local gangsters here? Was it one or more of the wealthy stars who owe me millions of dollars? It couldn't be any of you because you blow all your money on crack. What made you think you deserved all the glory for my hard work? Shall I answer the question for you? Your gigantic EGOS made you think that, and your GREED controls your behavior. And why do you need to mock my efforts to index this account with your favorite band from the 80's: ABC? Because these indexes make it so easy for readers, lawyers, and police to gauge the massive fraud people like you have committed with my work since 2007. Why didn't you mock George Strombopoulos's boyfriend when he stole my alphabetized script index from 2007 along with my original dhtml script that navigated the frameset? Because you are HYPOCRITES. Why did people like you need to steal so much comedy from me? Because they think mocking my efforts with corporate 80's fag pop is funny. And because they think it's funny to infect me with lice so they can call me 'unclean'. Why did you spread false accusations about me at the Starbucks on Commercial and Broadway? Because you were leaving the country with my music and you needed to dishonor me to clear the way for it. Thanks for letting me know the location of your Starbucks. I'll just purchase my Vente Dark at another one. Plenty of Starbucks around here. CBC, why did a band steal my songs instead of stealing from one of your great 'stars of tomorrow'? Because your 'stars of tomorrow' are less popular than I am. Why hasn't CBC lifted a finger to help me after CBC gave so much help to criminals who stole my work? Because CBC only helps its favorite cocksuckers. And why do industry cocksuckers depend on my work instead of producing their own work? Because industry cocksuckers have no talent. My diploma in web design is roughly equivalent to a film school diploma, so I know that film schools can train us to use all the equipment to shoot a production but they can not teach talent. For that reason, rogue film school students might be tempted to steal my content from the web so they can dress it up with their fancy skills. This can be discouraged if teachers use my blog to teach their students about copyright law. It's an important aspect of the business and not something students would want to learn about the hard way. Do film school instructors teach their students this vital copyright information? Or do police show up and drag students out of their desks in the middle of the afternoon? Library security, somewhere about the time of my single-digit posts to this blog, a bearded man in a red t-shirt came and sat next to me here as I worked. He was doing something strange, which I could not decipher at the time. I didn't figure out until I was half way home that he was flinging bed bugs around. Does your security footage extend back to that time? Why not have a look and keep this person's photo in your file? Sorry I didn't catch it at the time. I have more productive pursuits to keep me distracted than the wasteful crimes people get paid for around here. Why are the culprits who participated in this massive crime roaming the streets and putting me down as they pass me by? Because there is no justice in this time. Future generations will know the truth and will hate your precious stars. Why am I still here instead of on a stage, bullshitting crowds, like these loveable frauds? Because I get more fulfillment from destroying evil than I would from selling out to a crooked industry. It gives me great encouragement to hear their ugly laughter now because it reminds me of how all those mighty superstars that everyone believed were so much greater than I am used to laugh before they were hauled off to prison in disgrace.
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