Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Targets of Opportunity: Forecast of Dune

Targets of Opportunity: Forecast of Dune
It's time for another uplifting visit with our brave boys at the front. Private Sanders has been enjoying a tour of one of the globe's warmest regions. Private, if I were you, I wouldn't know what to do first: hang glide from an armored jeep or just lay on the beach and soak up the rays. You must feel like you're at a summer resort.

If this place is a beach, we haven't been able to locate the water yet. It smells awful.

Tell us about the powerful weapons of war.

They simply decimate our troops.

Well you just hang in there, private. There's always the chance that you will stumble on some kind of archaeological treasure in your location, so that your brave sacrifice will not have been in vain.
  
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