Saturday, October 18, 2014

Targets of Opportunity: The Assessment

Targets of Opportunity: The Assessment
(An army psychiatrist visits his patient in the hospital.)

Soldier: Doctor, when can I rejoin my unit?

Psychiatrist: I can't declare you fit for combat until I'm sure you've recovered from your captivity.

Soldier: But there's nothing wrong with me! I feel great. They didn't lay a hand on me, they just helped me to see that it's wrong to kill my fellow man.

Psychiatrist: I'm afraid you're going to need a lot of therapy.
  
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