Saturday, October 25, 2014

Targets of Opportunity: Religious Freedom

Welcome to Religious Freedom. I'm George Hoffissrocker. I don't want to pay taxes any more because I started a new religion that rejects our political system. All you voters out there are discriminating against me, but I'll put up with it if I get my tax break. I need the money to open up a farm where I can tend to the women in my flock. I know that secretly each one of them would surrender her equal rights in a second for a nice sunny field that offered abundant grazing. I know that the government will support my bid for acceptance as a legitimate religion because if it doesn't I will curse this land with horrible plagues. We've been able to avoid such catastrophes up to now by bowing to the modest needs of persons like myself.   
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