Targets of Opportunity: The Treaty

The peace talks in the sunny resort of the Azores Islands, thousands of miles from the bloody fighting, got off to a strong start when the first five proposals of a new agreement were unanimously approved. 1) They will let our warplanes fly over their territory if we let their submarines lurk in our harbours. 2) They will recognize our right to build a global empire if we acknowledge their right to establish a world government. 3) We'll stop arming their neighbours with tanks if they stop arming our neighbours with helicopter gunships. 4) To accelerate postwar repopulation, nubile women will be herded into large, government administered breeding facilities. 5) The maximum force of a thermonuclear warhead is to be lowered from its current level to that of mass extinction to the tenth power.
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