Targets of Opportunity: Project Nitwit

(A board room.) Chairman: Now, my colleagues, if we want to stay in control of the country's military apparatus, we're going to have to do something about our image. I'm afraid we've bungled one too many invasions and taken the world to the brink of one too many conceivable apocalypses, but it isn't something that can't be handled by our propaganda department. Of course, our elected leaders will know better than to consult us on foreign policy, but we must still appear to be involved in the decision making process. Project Nitwit is a combined effort of the military and the CIA to win back public faith by the steady bombardment of mind altering broadcast signals. We want people to think that our bureaucracy is cool. We want them to think our staff is intelligent. And we would like them to use a Canadian artist as a scapegoat for all of our policy failures.
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