Don't Be a Unit

Funny how corporations think they own you through their media but the only way they could win your trust through the war and the writer's strike was to plunder and loot the erased posts of a man who objects profoundly to them. If they don't need my talent, as they are now presuming, why couldn't they keep their paws off of my property? Should we be mourning for the poor TV stars now? How about Jon Stewart? Should we all pity poor Jon for what happened to his show? I thought I was Jon Stewart. That's what everyone kept calling me for years. Should we pity the poor, disgraced Rolling Stones? I thought it was my funeral when I rewrote those words in 2013 and posted them online. Oh yes, and when a limousine pulls up and parks itself in a showy location at your workplace, you can believe everything its occupant says about me. It was rich people who stole my work, so I guess that means that if I'm not rich, I'm the criminal... Wait a minute...
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The Olympian Submersible Taskmaster

Are undone chores spoiling your procrastinating trips to the tub? Do you wish for a device that could do everything for you while you recline in hedonistic sloth? Maybe you need the amazing new Olympian submersible taskmaster. Fashioned elegantly into an olive wreath for head wear, the Olympian is composed of a highly conductive copper alloy. Just put it on, plug it in, and let it drown all your worries in a nice hot bath. The new Olympian submersible taskmaster: feel the power.
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Secrets of the Stars: Black Holes

Hello, everyone and welcome to Secrets of the Stars. I'm Jim Gumberg. The science of astrology is centered on the effect that celestial objects have on our lives. A good thorough horoscope, however, relies on all of these objects, not just those which are visible. The negating power of black holes, for instance, must be factored in for truly accurate findings. It was a black hole in the head of Sagittarius that led to serious political failures from the year 2000 to 2008. And I tried to warn the world that a disastrous flood was on the way in 2004, when I charted a black hole passing through the pouch of Aquarius, but no one took me seriously. And it's headed straight for the scales of Libra, revealing untold swindling. Let's hope we don't have to learn about this the hard way. All it takes is a little faith in ancient knowledge to steer the world from Armageddon. And you don't have to worry about burning in Hell for believing in astrology. Jesus said it was okay.
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Sweeping Statement

How are you? I am fine. I am going to sweep my floor today. Have a good one.
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Targets of Opportunity: Forecast of Dune

It's time for another uplifting visit with our brave boys at the front. Private Sanders has been enjoying a tour of one of the globe's warmest regions. Private, if I were you, I wouldn't know what to do first: hang glide from an armored jeep or just lay on the beach and soak up the rays. You must feel like you're at a summer resort. If this place is a beach, we haven't been able to locate the water yet. It smells awful. Tell us about the powerful weapons of war. They simply decimate our troops. Well you just hang in there, private. There's always the chance that you will stumble on some kind of archaeological treasure in your location, so that your brave sacrifice will not have been in vain.
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Don't Destroy the Kitchen

It's time for North America's favorite new game show: Don't Destroy the Kitchen! (Cheers.) After ten consecutive weeks with no winner on Don't Break the Kitchen, we have decided to change our format to allow damage to appliances and cupboards. And that gives Irwin Goff, a lumberjack's apprentice from Backwoods County, an advantage over all previous contestants of this show. Irwin, you will be called upon to boil a kettle of water. Are you ready, Irwin? Go! (The crowd cheers wildly as Goff flings open the cupboard doors and smashes every plate and cup he finds. Looking under the sink, he pulls out a container.) No, that looks like a fuel tank. (Goff whacks the object against the counter.) That's all right, Irwin, those dents won't disqualify you. (Goff turns on the microwave and tosses the tank inside, causing a huge explosion.) Yes, and with that, I'm afraid we'll have to try again with another contestant. Perhaps no show will test your faith quite like Don't Destroy the Kitchen.
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The Viking Week

I'm watching a documentary called the Viking Age. After centuries of raids and conquests that extended their territory from Freezeland to Iceland, Greenland, and eventually Newfoundland, Viking traditions dominated most of the northern hemisphere by the end of the first millennium. They would have brought their traditions to Baffin Island, too, if they knew about it. Vikings lived in huts. If you didn't want to live in a hut, they made a hut out of your family and forced you to live in that. Viking meals were cooked in ovens carved out of the dirt. If you objected to the crunch of sand particles as you bit down on your food, they came and pinned you down on your back and held your mouth open as your dirt floor was shoveled into it. If you bumped into a Viking in the street, you were in serious trouble. He was well within his rights not only to sever your arm but to challenge you to an arm wrestle afterwards. Vikings feasted on pies, taking them in one hand as great cookies and chewing their tin plates right along with the crust. Their favorite beverage was mead. The Vikings were pagan. The church managed to survive by adjusting our calendar to devote five of seven days of the week to Norse gods. It was the only way Jesus could hold onto Sunday. Thanks to the Vikings, we only have to go to church once a week instead of every day.
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Fatal Error

I've needed to fix a small error in that last recording. The word 'fed' should have been 'fled'. If you liked the song more with the belief that it was about human sacrifice, perhaps my music's no longer barbaric enough for you. If so, you are free to find another background score for your clandestine ceremonies.
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Homage

Made it around to me Lost was someone found found to be Pursuing posterity To oblivion Bearers of proverbs To the mountain fled And the ones left behind Another way must find No use recalling why Long hours crawling by Best efforts falling shy Of the horizon A prize here, a loss there None the worse for wear Tributes echo faraway Through the incessant fray Loosed by shadow Fearsome had been the sight Image hollow Slain in the morning light When things inconceivable Become believable We're near irretrievable Loss of all reason Fleetingly they proclaim Homage to a name While to the genuine Willfully disinclined
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Driven by Distraction

Looks like I'm still catching up with old blog posts with that last parody. Did SNL steal it? I've mostly been working on a new song for the last while.
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One Thin Grocer

Standing at the checkout counter Of the favorite grocery store Scanning cans of seafood chowder Until he could take no more The clerk broke down and left his station And fitfully approached his boss The stress of customer relations Were to his mental health a loss The customers were like piranhas Sweeping in and stripping bare Stuffing baskets with bananas Leaving aisles in disrepair But the clerk could go on working With the butcher in the back Yanking organs out of turkeys And freeing entrails with a hack Go ahead and eat your neighbor Go and consume your friend Do it in the name of flavor You can justify it in the end They can tamper with a wrapper Thinking that a lower price they'll pay But on the bloody morning after One thin grocer runs away
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Happy Even After

That's all the violations of my copyright I'm going to list for now. There are more to add from this blog, which I will include at the top at the end of the year. I have another new song in the works and it is turning out well. I do not need to depend on past works for my happiness. I'm going to add the below tables to their corresponding blogs now. It doesn't help my music to have everyone thinking I'm ripping off the TV in my scripts. With any luck I'll start moving ahead with my scripts and poems in the coming months. In my remaining blogs, there may still be infringements of which I am unaware. Nonetheless, as to my ownership of these works, I expect to receive the benefit of the doubt.
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Myriad Wrongs:A-Z

Here is a list of known and suspected violators of my music copyright, from 2007 to the above date, according to my last update of My Songs/My Lyrics A-Z. Instrumental works, such as the TV theme song Enola Jay (Jay Leno) stole from me and broadcast illegally on The Tonight Show in 2007 should be available in my Chronology of Recordings in the year 2010. In the year 2010, the top-forty band, The Crystalids, who had enjoyed fame and fortune with my songs for at least two years behind my back, were asked to incarcerate me over the dispute caused by my inadvertent re-post of a hit song I wrote and shared in 2007. Their planned appearance on Saturday Night Live depended on their proof of their ownership of my song. Gee, I wonder why. After close examination, both the band and cast members of the show were incarcerated and punished for their thefts of my work. I was never arrested and have stayed free to this day. Songs: Accidentally Blown - broadcast without permission by Dateline NBC Aggression-Depression - broadcast without permission by CBC? All My Money - stolen by The Crystalids? Apostrophe Unneeded Arise - stolen by The Crystalids Assault - stolen by The Crystalids Babydoll Bird of Prey - stolen by Dick Cheney Blazon Bonkers - stolen by The Crystalids Brown Lullaby Business - stolen by Banana Busybody - stolen by The Crystalids Candy Hearts Canopy - stolen by The Coldplay Careful - stolen by The Crystalids Casual Chair - stolen by The Crystalids Cheer - stolen by The Crystalids? Class Clouds Comfort - stolen by The Crystalids? Conflict Conscience Contented Control - stolen by The Crystalids? Conviction - broadcast without permission by CBC Crybaby - stolen by The Crystalids Decent - guitar riff stolen by The Crystalids Dignity - stolen by Taylor Swift? Doors of Love - stolen by The Crystalids Dun Easy - stolen by The Crystalids Ectomorph - stolen by The Crystalids Empty Energy - stolen by Nasco? Everything - stolen by Richie Rich? Fantasies - stolen by The Crystalids? Faraway Places Figments Fishface Flounder Fool - stolen by Coldplay Fool's Paradise (This) - stolen by Nickelback Foothead - stolen by The Crystalids? Forgiveness - stolen by The Crystalids? Forgotten Fortune - stolen by Oasis Free - stolen by The Crystalids Frenetic - stolen by The Crystalids? Friday's Child Friend in Need - stolen by Telus? Fun Goddess Godspeed - stolen by The Crystalids Gran Grumble Hairball Harmony - stolen by The Crystalids Headlong Heartstrings Heretic Homeless Hot Hunted I'll Wait for Your Love Impressions Innocent It's Not You Juice Justice Laura-Li Leg It Up - broadcast without permission - rock radio Lifeless - riff stolen Linger Loose - stolen by The Crystalids? Lucky Lech - stolen by The Crystalids? Magic Make-believe World Mambo Time - stolen by The Crystalids? Mayhem Meanest Joke, the Meantime Meat Hooks - stolen by Nasco? Mistaken - stolen by The Crystalids? Mixed Feelings - broadcast without permission More Sold Out - stolen by The Crystalids? Morning Shorelines - stolen by The Crystalids Musician Natural - stolen by The Crystalids Nonplussed - stolen by The Crystalids Nothing but Ashes - stolen by The Rolling Stones Orbit Orcastra Out from Under Outside - stolen by The Crystalids Passion Past the Limit Pathetic Penitence Plow Practice Preteen Queen Prone - stolen by The Crystalids Pure - broadcast without permission - CBC Puzzles Ram Ransom Respect Rugged Rules Rusty - stolen by The Crystalids Sad Anger Sanctuary Satellite Sam - stolen by The Crystalids Sense - stolen by The Crystalids Selfish - stolen by The Crystalids Sentimental Shabby Shambles Simple Size - stolen by The Crystalids Smile - stolen by The Crystalids? Soliloquay - stolen by The Crystalids Space 2009 - broadcast without permission - rock radio Special - stolen by Taylor Swift Spellbound - stolen by Taylor Swift Spoils - stolen by The Crystalids Stagger Stress Stultified Suicide Survival - stolen by Taylor Swift? Targets Telepathy - stolen by The Crystalids Tenseness Thrown Stones - stolen by The Crystalids Together Topsy-turvy - stolen by Taylor Swift? Tricks Tumble Tunnel Vision - stolen by The Crystalids Ugly - stolen by The Crystalids? Unabused Underachiever Under My Umbrella - stolen by Beyonce Uneven - stolen by The Crystalids Untoward - stolen by The Crystalids Vanquished Virtue - stolen by same band that stole riff from 'Lifeless' Visions Wallet What Do You Do All Day? Whiner Whore Widen - stolen by The Crystalids? Wild
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Many Pwns:A-Z

Rising to the level of a poet took me years of effort, but according to network television, all anyone needs to do to become a poet is to go online and swipe my poems as their stars did in 2007 - even while my work was still online. Here is some extra information to add to my My Poems:A-Z index. Poems: Acceptable Ad Man, the - stolen by TV? Addict, the Age of the Image, the - stolen by web hacks Analyst, the Ann Prattle Argument, the - stolen by web hacks (Was that a rogue student's Flash dog?) Barbarians, the Bitch Goddess, the - stolen by web hacks Buck Henry - stolen by Leonard Cohen Buzzbombers, the Charlotte Harlequin - stolen by SNL Charm, the - stolen by web hacks Cheater Cheater Cheesecake Eater Chump Cinnamon Gang, the - stolen by SNL? Clean Money Cocoon, the - stolen by web hacks Commander, the - stolen by SNL? Crown, the - stolen by web hacks Crybabies, the Culprits of BNE, the - stolen by SNL? Cynic Dancer, the - stolen by SNL? Deadly Cowards Dinglewood Dorf - stolen by CBC? Emily Green - stolen by SNL? Entropy's Date - stolen by SNL Envy - stolen by web hacks? False Prophet, the - stolen by SNL Family Day First Unholy Roman Emperor, the - stolen by SNL Free Agent - stolen by TV? Funnyman Fil - stolen by The Daily Show? Gabby Gale - stolen by SNL? Get Under It - stolen by web hacks? Gift, the - stolen by web hacks? Glass Shards, the - title used as name for new rock band Good as New - stolen by web hacks? Good Riddance Good Statesman, the - stolen by SNL? Happy Slowpoke - stolen by SNL? Harem, the - stolen by SNL? Harper Grift Hate Club, the Hermit, the - stolen by web hacks Holy War, the - stolen by web hacks Hooray for Justice Iniquia - stolen by SNL Irma Upskirt - stolen by FOX? It's Not David Jackie the Pro - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Jam, the - stolen by TV? Joke, the - stolen by web hacks? Judge, the - stolen by web hacks Just Making Sense - stolen by Nasco? Karen MacClaren - stolen by TV - SNL? Lie, the - stolen by web hacks? Lifetimes - stolen by web hacks - Jon Stewart? Look No Further - stolen by FOX? Love Is for Losers Love Merchants, the Lover, the - stolen by Christian web hacks Lunacy, the - stolen by web hacks Lyndon B. Todd - stolen by SNL? Mabelene Party Queen - stolen by web hacks Maimie LaMay - stolen by web hacks? Marnie Blarneystone - stolen by SNL Mind Ray, the Mistress Nemesis - stolen by SNL Modern Fashion Sense - stolen by web hacks? Mock This - stolen by Roxanna? Mortal Interval, the - stolen by George W. Dushe? Most People - stolen by Nasco? My Brother Roger - stolen by my brother Roger? Myrtle Birch - stolen by TV? Never Too Late No Fun Nothing to Lose - stolen by British web hack One More Time - stolen by Nasco? Oracle, the - stolen by the Ku Klux Klan? Overweight Oaf - stolen by Family Guy? Poisoned, the - stolen by Jon Stewart? Porcupine Girls, the - stolen by TV - Dateline NBC? Poverty Pimps, the Power Trip, the - stolen by web hacks Pricilla's Cat - stolen by web hacks Promise, the - stolen by web hacks? Protection - stolen by Nasco? Pundits, the - stolen by TV - CNN? Puritan, the - stolen by SNL Queen Frig - stolen by SNL Readers Only Redeemer, the - stolen by SNL Restless One, the - stolen by SNL Rosemary Jones - stolen by SNL Rusty O'Slim - stolen by Conan O'Brien? Sacrifice, the - stolen by web hacks Same Old Pain, the Sappho Asparagus - stolen by Ellen Degeneres Scales, the - stolen by web hacks Servant, the - stolen by web hacks? Short-Changed, the - stolen by Nasco? Shorty Suffuse - stolen by George Carlin? Siblings, the - stolen by my brother Bernard? Sleep Talker, the - stolen by SNL? Slick Singer - stolen by Mick Jagger or Enola Jay (Jay Leno)? Small World Smart Fruit - stolen by TV? Soccer Bores Me Something to Do Soul, the - stolen by web hacks? Success - stolen by The Crystalids? Sue Ann Grape - stolen by SNL? Talent King, the - stolen by SNL? Taskmaster, the - stolen by SNL? Terminal End, a - stolen by web hacks? That's the Way They Like It Tough Love Travisty Bell - stolen by SNL? Trail Blazer, the - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Trend, the - stolen by web hacks? Triathalon, the - stolen by my brother Roger? Trix's Treasure - stolen by SNL? Truants, the - stolen by SNL? Tyrant, the - stolen by SNL? Unfit, the - stolen by CBC? Unmade Choice, the - stolen by web hacks? Vacuum, the - stolen by Dateline NBC? Valentine - stolen by the ghost of Jack the Ripper? Veteran, the - stolen by Tom Hanks? Viewer Beware Vindictive, the - stolen by SNL Virginia Young - stolen by SNL? Virtue Vandals - stolen by The Shards? Visitation, the - stolen by Jerry Falwell? Vixens, the - stolen by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? War, the - stolen by CNN? Watchers, the Wayward Star, the Wellspring, the - stolen by The Crystalids? Widower, the - stolen by SNL Wise Man, the - stolen by SNL? Workers of Fastgo, the - stolen by Nasco?
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There Needed to Be Incarcerations

My scripts often illustrate my opinions and attitude, particularly of corporations that cheat citizens like myself out of our property. For that reason, NBC's preference for my scripts over my statements for their fraud, as apparent in such blogs as The Nefarious Broadcasting Corporation, turns the righteous spirit of my cause into an evil demon that turns truth and love into lies and hate. For this reason, such crimes may be compared to the most vile sins. And in a world where such sinful crimes occur, it is not faith in the rampant greed of capitalism which sustains me, but faith in the divine justice of God. Scripts: The Daily Gasp (1) - stolen by TV - NBC? The Daily Gasp (2) - stolen by TV - NBC? Little Miss Fickle - stolen by TV - SNL? Privileged Information - stolen by TV - SNL? Common Complacence: Look Out for Your Own - stolen by TV - NBC? Don't Say It - stolen by TV - NBC? The Life of Martin, Word Inventor - stolen by SNL
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Hacks In My Place

Sub-Scripts: Bottoms of Despair (Science Today) - stolen by TV? That's Amazing (Let's Try That Again - statement) - stolen by TV? Scripts: Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book - stolen by Dennis Miller Science Today - stolen by TV - SNL? The Demagogue - stolen by TV - SNL? Mysteries of Evolution - stolen by TV? The New Client - stolen by TV - SNL? Junior Predator - stolen by TV? Mister Speaker - stolen by TV? Thelma Addison's Confusion - stolen by SNL Locating the Tyrant - stolen by TV? The Human Era - stolen by TV? Screw You! - stolen by TV? Mammals Like Us - stolen by TV - Enola Jay (Jay Leno)? The Masked Coward - stolen by SNL Closeup with Vivian Day - stolen by TV - SNL? The Rise and Fall of the Regal Empire - stolen by TV - NBC? My Opinion with Mia Peek Freen - stolen by TV - SNL? Culture Watch - stolen by TV? Jerk Alert - stolen by TV - NBC? Gore - stolen by TV - SNL? The ABC's of PBS - stolen by TV - Enola Jay? Tyranny - stolen by SNL The Hennessy - stolen by SNL The Planet of the Grapes - stolen by SNL A Message from Our President - stolen by TV? Nice n' Mousy - stolen by TV - SNL? Looks Like Trouble - stolen by TV? Yes There Is - stolen by TV? Catching Wind - stolen by TV? Dare Devils - stolen by TV - SNL? Eve of Destruction - stolen by TV? Honest to a Fault - stolen by TV? Captains Outrageous - stolen by TV? Wanda's World - stolen by TV? Folk Tales: The High King Mortimer - stolen by TV?
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Why My Ears Ache

When huge corporate broadcasters like NBC and WEA steal most of your best creations, as shown in this list of violations against my original scripts in my Weapons and Entertainment Arsenal blog - first posted on or about the year 2007 - it leaves you looking like you stole from the culprits. With this appearance you must wear earplugs for long periods, in order to block out the angry, hateful slurs of countless misled strangers. Over time, this may cause swelling in your ear canals. Scripts: The Daily Gasp - stolen by TV The Oversight Committee - stolen by TV The Televiligist - stolen by TV The Orphan Hater - stolen by TV - SNL? The Schmooze - stolen by TV? The Entertainment Show! - stolen by TV Dean's Limousine - stolen by TV? The Clinic - stolen by TV The Local Banter - stolen by SNL The Police Police - stolen by SNL Modern Economics - stolen by TV? 'Dash' Industrial Man Sanitizer - stolen by SNL? 'The Anklet' Motion Restrictor - stolen by TV - SNL? Techno Talk - stolen by TV? Ophelia - stolen by TV? Etymology - stolen by TV? Fantasies Island - stolen by TV - SNL? Whatever I Say - stolen by TV? Smutline B.C. - stolen by TV? Clean Cutthroats - stolen by TV? Gentrification - stolen by SNL The Good Night Show - stolen by TV A Day in the Afterlife - stolen by SNL The Sound Man's Hat - stolen by TV? Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord - stolen by SNL Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap - stolen by SNL The Headrest - stolen by TV? The Daily Graze - stolen by TV Veronica's Secret - stolen by TV The Space Pen - stolen by TV Strong Enough to Be Her Man - stolen by TV - NBC? Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld - stolen by TV - SNL?
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Bluffing the News

Here are some more corporate violations of my copyright, this time from my blog Nothing to Lose, currently dismissed by the corporate media who shamelessly supported them, and so numerous that I didn't have time to list them yesterday in my two hours at the public library. Oh, and if I occasionally confuse Saturday Night Live with MAD TV in my lists of their fraud with my work, I'm sorry. I caught most of these violations over the last seven years inadvertently, on my way to other programs, usually on the internet. Scripts: The Red Menace - stolen by SNL The Monarch - stolen by SNL The Chick Magnet - stolen by SNL? The Daily Epitaph (parody of Dateline) Flames of Compassion - stolen by SNL Olds Shoulder - stolen by SNL? Killing for Time - stolen by SNL? American Justice - stolen by SNL? Family Compact - stolen by TV The Space Suit - stolen by SNL Bunch of Brawlers - stolen by SNL? Life Shavers - stolen by SNL Ahead of their Time: Fredrick Narwal (1809-1882) - stolen by SNL? Money Sense - stolen by SNL? Tele-Vigil Ancient Wisdom: Law Ancient Wisdom: Prophecy Ancient American History - stolen by The Daily Show Ahead of their Time: Zvoni Rasputnik (1869-1916) - stolen by SNL? Sarra Supreem: Queen of the Streets - stolen by SNL? Around the Corner (Public Service Ad) - stolen by SNL 'The Coven' Society for Girls - stolen by SNL? Slave Trade - stolen by SNL? Don't Break the Kitchen - stolen by SNL The Crackhead - stolen by SNL? Veteran's View - stolen by SNL? Close Your Eyes! - stolen by TV Uncle Stu's Treehouse The Vitaflex Stress Mix - stolen by SNL? The Confession - stolen by Family Guy Nerve Damage - stolen by TV? Ambush Journalism - stolen by TV Modern Heroes: The Puppet Star Sovietmultfilms: 'The Blond Beast' - stolen by TV? The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution - stolen by SNL The Ogler - stolen by SNL? Ding Bat - stolen by TV The Patriot - stolen by SNL? Kill the Prick! (Desmond Bates) The Multi-Gadge - stolen by SNL Family Feudalism - stolen by SNL Sign Language - stolen by SNL? Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher - stolen by SNL Baptism of Fire - stolen by SNL? Forgive and Forget - stolen by SNL? The Welcoming Committee - stolen by SNL? Lucinda's Toy Minstrel Man The Hateful Hypocrite - stolen by SNL? Film School Preppie - stolen by SNL Word Warriors - stolen by TV Crazy Crow - stolen by TV Faraway Places: Upper Class Prison - stolen by TV? Kill the Prick! (Perry Millstone) The Good News - stolen by TV? The Free World - stolen by TV? The War of Scientific Progress - stolen by TV? Suspenseful Moments in History - stolen by TV?
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Boycott Corporate Broadcasts

Did everyone hear the story about SNL on the radio this morning? It had nothing at all to do with the fact that they stole hundreds and hundreds of my scripts in 2007 and tried to murder me to get away with their crime. No, it was about some silly pop tart who appeared on there, apparently to celebrate the corporate media's support for NBC's murderous fraud! Well, maybe the corporate media doesn't care about how wrong and evil it is to support vicious criminals against their innocent victim, having already sold their souls to Satan in exchange for a six figure salary, but if you don't want to end up answering to God for such a cruel and heartless act, I would strongly advise you to shun the corporate broadcasts that made all this crime with my work possible, on radio and TV, however much they seem to make your workday pass more easily as your brain is subconsciously programmed for hate. I'll just document another hundred or so more of SNL's vicious crimes against me for the cowardly, Satanic local media to shun. Really, the police should have a word with these monsters before everyone's wasting their money on another fraudulent superstar like any of the dozens I have already named in this account. And it is the government's shame that they allow corporate broadcasters to subject honest citizens to this kind of brutality out of politicians' dependence on corporate media support to force us to vote for them at election time. If my readers of the future enjoy any progress from this time, they'll owe it to individuals like myself and not the psychopathic corporations who must commit crimes to make money from their pathetic lack of imagination and by their convenient denial of an all-seeing GOD!
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The Nasty, Burglarizing Corporation

Some people thought that the blog title for The National Bullshitting Corporation was 'over the top'. Given the extent of NBC's fraud with my work, I think my title fell shy of being appropriate. Sub-scripts: The Heel Saddle (Celebrity Roundup) - stolen by TV? Scripts: Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld - stolen by SNL? Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets - stolen by SNL Musicians Wanted Real Scripture 2 - stolen by SNL? Conspiracies - stolen by Conan O'Brien Get the Waistcoat - stolen by TV Land of Dream Jobs - stolen by TV? Ahead of Their Time: Nicholas Capricornicus - stolen by SNL? The Vanity Mirrors - stolen by SNL Elementary Polish - stolen by TV? Dead Reckoning - stolen by SNL Gerry's Gym Boxing Sale - stolen by TV? Rock Talk - stolen by TV? Cave Art Epilogue - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Visions of Paradise - stolen by TV? Rec Room - stolen by TV? Behind the Scenes Enemy Agent - stolen by SNL Celebrity Roundup - stolen by SNL Justice by the Riverbank - stolen by TV? Holy Cow Restaurants - stolen by TV The Return of Bionic Bigfoot - stolen by TV Real Scripture 1 - stolen by TV? Kill the Talent Dirk Longjohn: Ram of God - stolen by SNL or MAD TV The Twentieth Century - stolen by TV? Tyke Force - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Dreadful Truth - stolen by TV Vacation in Santo Geraldo - stolen by SNL? Ray Pulsar: Doctor of the Future - stolen by TV? Rooting for the Underworld The Horrible Future - stolen by TV Top Secret NBC Memo: November 2007 The Contract Top Stories - stolen by SNL Birth of the Business - stolen by TV Fr Donald Skidooski: Undercover Jesuit -stolen by TV? Folk Tales: The Legend of Saint Mick - stolen by TV? Mighty Moth - stolen by TV Never Stop - stolen by TV Jay Junior The Town Crier - stolen by SNL or MAD TV Pep Talk Folk Tales: Ladybug Killer - stolen by TV Elementary Polish - stolen by TV? Submissions Department - stolen by SNL? Joe Loco Jay Ego Taylor Daft The Counselor's Office Happy Independence Day The Science of Profit Onter-office Memo: NBC Dave's Dateline Disaster
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Crime Spree

My earlier blog's title I'm Free was meant to defend against false accusations of being incarcerated for fraud as I traveled across the country by Greyhound. How strange that I blindly returned to Ottawa to recover the posts I wrote from there in 2007 - also contained in The Trimming of the Shrub and Prove Me Wrong Please - as my little brother terrorized my parents with cowardly lies about how I was on my way to jail for fraud. This is what I mean when I say that God has taken over my life. Sadly, my parents have always sided with my brothers against me because my brothers live the kind of safe, ordinary life of which middle-class parents most approve. Scripts: Repro-bait - stolen by TV The Church of the Born Again and Agains - stolen by SNL? What Might Have Been Guilt Trip - stolen by SNL? Power Trip Straight from the Belt Love or Money - stolen by SNL Top Stories - stolen by SNL Campfire Rock - stolen by SNL The Straight-Blanket - stolen by SNL Interview from Prison - stolen by TV? Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Insomniac - stolen by SNL The Empath - stolen by SNL? Screaming Pink - stolen by SNL? Second Prize The Great Escapade Arms and the Band - stolen by TV? Gold Rush 2013 - stolen by SNL Top Story - stolen by SNL The Driver - stolen by SNL The Dating Game - stolen by SNL The Slaves of Cleopatra - stolen by TV The Greed Game - stolen by SNL Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Blame Game - stolen by SNL Tough Guy - stolen by SNL? Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle - stolen by SNL Remembrance of War - stolen by SNL? Remembrance of War (with Great Grampa Alec) Power Trip Ernie's ICBM's - stolen by SNL? Know that Enemy Top Stories - stolen by SNL Power Trip The Bermuda Triangle War - stolen by SNL Emergency Call Forwarding - stolen by SNL? Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Paragon - stolen by SNL? Treachery! - stolen by SNL War in the Antarctic - stolen by The Daily Show/Colbert Report Concentration 'X' - stolen by SNL Cold Blooded Marriage - stolen by The Simpsons Nightcast: March 18, 2013 - stolen by SNL Sunday Survey - stolen by SNL? The Prices Rise - stolen by SNL? The Number Two - stolen by SNL? Decapitalism Buy Blast Records The National Bullshitting Corporation North American Predator - stolen by SNL? North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes - stolen by SNL The Cutting Room: March 11, 1984 - stolen by SNL? The Attitude Adjustment Squad - stolen by SNL? The Dump Truck Driver Francis Moore's Utopia - stolen by TV Personal Ads - stolen by Print Media? The Assistant - stolen by SNL Nightcast: Top Stories - stolen by SNL The Arts Report - stolen by SNL? The Artist's Suicide Club Fuel for Debate The Budget Tourist - stolen by TV? Advertising Space - stolen by TV? The Job Lovers Club - stolen by SNL Diplomatic Immunity - stolen by TV The Hypocritic - stolen by TV Real Rebels - stolen by TV? Power Trip Get in Line - stolen by SNL? The In Crowd - stolen by SNL? The Pay Toilet - stolen by the Simpsons? The Family News - stolen by SNL? Smears in Their Eyes In Fraud They Trust Poor Bastard Ask the Chairman - stolen by SNL? On the Scene - stolen by TV The Cutting Room - stolen by SNL Inside Scoop: Morning Edition - stolen by TV The Hacker - stolen by TV Sketched in Stone - stolen by Enola Jay (Jay Leno) Freak of the Week - stolen by TV?
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